TERROR HOTTIES

There is still good reason to be excited for October 10th, everybody.  Quarantine, the remake of the Spanish hit REC will be out in theatres, and it will feature brilliant terror hottie Jennifer Connelly, who gave us all the galloping creepsies with her spectacularly elastic performance in The Exorcism of Emily Rose.

But October 10th is still a long ways off, so what do we do until then?  Easy—we get an advance look at the movie through the web game, a point-and-click shooter that controls like crap but is guaranteed to make you jump out of your seat.  If for no other reason than to throw your monitor across the room because you just spent five bullets trying to shoot one infected character that’s, relative to you, about six inches in front of you.

Leaving aside the fact that you shoot like you graduated from the Spooky Mulder School of Firearms Training (motto: We’d miss dirt if our guns were pointed down, we’re that bad.), the game itself will feature lots and lots of infected folks jumping out at you from lots of darkened corners.

Frankly, if the movie has half as many shocks as the game it’ll be well worth watching.