TERROR HOTTIES

Klaatu…barada….n…necktie?  Nickle?  I know it was an “N” word…oh yeah, Nicto!

There’s a reason I’m ripping off Army of Darkness on this one, folks, and it’s largely because a remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still is on its merry way to theatres (I even saw the trailer during the previews on Hancock, which also was not half bad but I’m digressing).

Anyway, this version of The Day The Earth Stood Still will feature terror hottie Jennifer Connelly and Keanu Reeves as a vaguely humanoid alien who visits Earth with his killer robot to give us all a dire warning—evil aliens are coming to kill us all.  Aside from the fact that “vaguely humanoid” is a PERFECT role for Keanu, and having Jennifer Connelly as a terror hottie is a fantastic notion, based on the trailer I’ve seen I have my doubts on just how this will go.  We’ll have to wait a little while to see, but it’s on its way.