TERROR HOTTIES

(Vanessa Hudgens)

Excuse me for being slightly terrified by a horror movie described as “an edgy teen romance” and coming to us from CBS Films, but I’m just downright unnerved by the fact that I’m going to have to call not only Mary-Kate Olsen but also Vanessa Hudgens terror hotties now because of it.

There are times when I wish our policy on terror hotties was not quite so liberal.  Sure, we’ll take pretty much any woman who’s involved in horror, be she writer, director or actor, and considering we’ve taken June Lockhart and Zelda Rubenstein into our ranks you know we’re willing to go where most won’t.

But seriously…Vanessa “High School Musical” Hudgens and Mary-Kate “Full House” Olsen?  Is there no limit?  The answer is, no, there really isn’t.  They’re in on this “edgy teen romance” horror flick about a cursed rich kid who blows off a date and in the process looks like the monster he acts inside.  Even more, it’ll be in theaters July 30, 2010.