TERROR HOTTIES

(Anna Faris)

You might not think of the brilliant and at the same time white hot Anna Faris as a terror hottie, but as the centerpiece of every Scary Movie installment to date it’s not such a stretch.  Anyway, that terror hottie laden franchise (if you start adding up the cameos you get a HUGE number of terror hotties) is looking to come back with–get this!–both a sequel and a remake.

Going into almost concurrent development is Scary Movie 5, and a remake of the original Scary Movie.  Now, some might say that the original Scary Movie really isn’t that old, and they’d be right.  But in these days of rampant Hollywood desperation, it’s not surprising to find them pushing to milk any cash cow they can get their hands on.

I wonder when this strategy is finally going to backfire, though….