TERROR HOTTIES

Well, folks, in case you couldn’t get enough of Elise and Electra Avellan as hot babysitters in Robert Rodriguez’s Planet Terror, you’ll be happy to hear that they’ll be coming back, but this time, as hot NURSES in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete!

Double bonus irony points are due to be awarded here, given that the Avellan twins actually showed up in a Maxim photo shoot as nurses, so there’s a fair chance that Rodriguez decided that maybe, just maybe, the same people that would spent long periods of time staring at them as nurses in Maxim just might be willing to spend long periods of time staring at them as nurses in Machete.  I don’t know, I’m just saying.

Either way, it’s not as though they really needed any more terror hotties involved in the performance; they certainly weren’t suffering from the lack of them.  But every terror hottie added is one more we get to enjoy, and I’ll never complain about a surplus of sweet terror hottie goodness.  Would you?