TERROR HOTTIES

(Diablo Cody)

So after Diablo Cody’s disastrous elevation to terror hottie status after writing the sub-par script that was Jennifer’s Body, you might feel justified in thinking that, maybe, just maybe, she’s not interested in ruining anything else for a while.

You, sadly, would be wrong.  She’s announced her next target, and frankly, she’s welcome to it.

She’s going to be doing a remake of the Sweet Valley High series.  You know, that series of kiddie soap opera books that middle schoolers couldn’t get enough of back in the day?

This, frankly, may be a good move for Cody who’s proven herself at least fairly good with teenagers and absolutely crap with horror not to mention crap with dialogue NOT in the original Klingon.