TERROR HOTTIES

Ah, Bijou Phillips–after being one of the sole redeeming features behind Hostel 2, you’ve gone on to do some nifty things.  Three of them will be coming our way in 2008.

This horror hottie proves she’s got the chops to go beyond the horror industry, with slated movies like “The Bridge to Nowhere” about four blue-collar men and one broke prostitute who create a high-priced escort service.  Even better, she’ll also be doing a comedy with familiar Family Guy voice Patrick Warburton  about a man who spends three whole months in a sexless marriage until one night when he finally gets some.  Only it’s with another woman.  Racked by guilt, he decides the only way to make things right is to have the new wifey knock boots with another fellow, and thus he sets out to find said fellow.

Not that Bijou’s forgotten her horror roots–she’ll be caught up in the remake craze as “It’s Alive”, the story of a baby with a monster appetite for people meat and a short temper.

Man, it’s going to be one hell of a year down at the Bijou, and I’m rather looking forward to it.  With a horror hottie like that making the rounds, well, how can we not?