Sheri Moon Zombie
Anyone want to see Sheri Moon Zombie naked? I’m personally kind of ambivalent on that one, myself—she’s not that unpleasant to look at but the fact that she’s married makes me vaguely uncomfortable in the same way handling a live toad does–but just in case you do, swing on over here:
You may have noticed something right off that that is in fact NOT the actual Sheri Moon Zombie getting naked, but rather an animated cartoon version of Sheri Moon Zombie. And Sheri Moon Cartoon there will be getting naked further in “The Haunted World of El Superbeasto”, a cartoon about a wrestler from Rob Zombie, the same waste of space that gave us the Halloween remake wreckage and the godawful waste of DVD plastic that was House of 1000 Corpses.
Presumably, this whole movie is an excuse to stick Zombie’s song “Superbeast” from the Hellbilly Deluxe album—parenthetically, I think all of Rob Zombie’s music sucks sour frog ass because if it weren’t for the different tempos you’d almost be unable to tell when one song ends and another starts. That and Zombie’s singing sounds like a rest home choir having a simultaneous, high-speed stroke, but that’s just me.
But Sheri Moon Zombie still qualifies as a horror hottie to most, and thus, you can catch her and a surprisingly robust cast (Paul Giamatti I am ashamed of you. You have way too much talent to waste on this tripe.) in The Haunted World of El Superbeasto on the order of eventually, because this sucker’s release date has come and gone and been reset and come and gone again like half a dozen times so far.
Look guy. FUCK YOU. Rob Zombie is a fucking creative mastermind and you arent worth the dogshit stuck to the bottem of a fat bitch’s shoe. Eat a dick and die.
You sir, are a moron! Rob Zombie is a musical Genius and made the best, and only good Halloween movie, two great horror movies and directed several Ozzy Ozbourne music videos. If the anti christ himself the father of heavy metal thinks hes that good (to direct his videos and go on tour with him many times) he must (and is) that good. It is you who “sucks sour frog ass”!
I tend to disagree. Rob Zombie’s music at least has an own flavour unlike most acts nowadays. I will not go to start calling you names like my those two before me. House of 1000 Corpses is in my honest opinions a very, very good horrorflick. It kept me amused from the first ’til the last second. Zombie’s remake on Halloween is the only version I feel is good. In the end Rob Zombie and his projects and the personal flavour of myself and others, hasn’t got a sour frog ass to do with your message. That being said, I’m really looking forward to seeing the cartoon and it is indeed a bit sad that the release date is being handled like a tennisball.