I’m still having a hard time believing that both Jessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan will be involved in the upcoming release of Machete, but the stills emerging from the production do nothing but serve as further reminders that it is indeed true.
Just in case you need a plot recap, a former Federale (Mexican national police officer) goes off on a brutal campaign of slaughter and bloodshed in a bid to take revenge on the organization that betrayed him.
Frankly, the thought of Lindsay Lohan playing a gun-toting lunatic socialite just fills me with warm fuzzies like no tomorrow. I’m actually pretty excited for this one and only hope that it doesn’t take too much longer to get here than its planned release date of “sometime in 2010″. This should be just entirely too good–and entirely too terror hottie laden–to miss.