Remember when I told you about Let Me In, that remake of the Scandinavian vampire romp Let The Right One In? You know it features eventual terror hottie Chloe Moretz (whom we will NOT call a terror hottie until she’s eighteen. We have some scruples here.) as well as current terror hottie Cara Buono–well, a new bit of news has emerged that should leave everybody laughing uproariously.
They say it’s going to be–get this!–SCARIER THAN TWILIGHT!!
Director Matt Reeves, who’s been brownnosing the Meyer series for months now, apparently let slip in an interview with MTV that his remake will prove “much darker and scarier” than Twilight.
Okay…why am I sorely underwhelmed by this news? For crying out loud, that’s not exactly a CHALLENGE. What’s next, I’m going to run faster than a building? I’m going to jump higher than that snail? I guarantee that I am SMARTER THAN THAT FISH!
Matt, why not set a goal that might be construed as a challenge?