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Christian Serratos’ New PETA Ad

Folks, I would be remiss in my duties as a purveyor of information on terror hotties everywhere if I failed to tell you about Christian Serratos’ new PETA ad.  Let’s put it this way–even if you, like me, have a hard time declaring the Twilight Saga to be an ACTUAL horror movie without choking on your own bile, you’ll all clearly agree that, after a look at the ad in question, that Christian Serratos is most definitely a hottie.

Don’t believe me?  Well, if you can’t look at a woman naked in the woods, leaning against a tree and telling you that she’d rather go naked than wear fur, and not feel an overwhelming urge to never again wear fur, well, then you’re just not feeling it.

Okay, so Twilight is to a horror movie what a painting of a diamond is to an actual diamond, but there’s no doubt that Christian Serratos is a weapons-grade terror hottie.