A relatively new terror hottie—as in, I’ve never heard of her—comes our way with Magnolia Picture’s upcoming title The Canyon, and she’s got the unlikely name of Yvonne Strahovski. This sucker comes out October 23rd, which is doubly weird since I don’t recall having seen anything even vaguely resembling an advertisement for this one.
Anyway, a young couple decides to spend their honeymoon not at Niagara Falls or at Las Vegas or anywhere interesting like that, but rather, at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. Apparently the groom had always wanted to go there. When they finally arrive, they meet a man who intends to serve as their guide. But when they accept his offer for help, it marks the beginning of the end for these two.
Again, I’m definitely shocked that I haven’t seen an ad for this—I’ll give good odds that I don’t see a critics’ screening anywhere for it either—but it could still be good. Have to wait for October to find out, though.