February 13th, 2008
Brinke Stevens, who practically made a career out of being a scream queen, shows there’s still plenty of life left in her with her upcoming 2008 horror season. The lady’s got seven–count them–seven movies slated to come out in 2008, and frankly, I’m all agape.
So, as part of my unending effort to bring you, o my readership, the very latest in horror movie news related to the great horror hotties of our day, I plumbed the depths of the internet and came back with these–plot synopses for our Year of the Brinke.
So now, strap yourselves in and brace yourselves, because here we go.
The Unholy–slated for September 2008, it involves an entire suburban family of serial killers and the private eye who’s chasing them.
The Coffin–possibly planning to compete with Saw V on October 31, 2008, this one involves a cursed coffin roaming the South and wreaking havoc as it goes.
Psychosomatika–planned for May 2008, it’s about a partially blind amnesiac trying to figure out just what it was that left him blind and unable to remember anything.
Blood Scarab–Brinke rips off “Stay Alive”, among others, and recounts the now-familiar legend of Countess Elizabeth Bathory in a film projected to be out sometime in 2008.
Bryan Loves You–man, this one came as a shock to me. I did not know she was involved in this now somewhat infamous indie horror special. Also in with Tiffany Shepis, Lloyd Kaufman, George Wendt and Tony Todd, this is based on the true story of a cult that took over a small town in Arizona in 1993.
Her Morbid Desires–this one may actually be out already. They were projecting its release last month, so keep your eyes front for that one.
It Came From Trafalgar–this is a Western. No, I’m serious. The IMDB says it’s a Western, and I take the IMDB seriously. Coming out in May, I’m still floored by the news that Brinke’s in a Western.
And so, that’s the Year of the Brinke in review–plenty of action to come from this horror hottie!