The American Film Market has probable a lot of interesting titles to light so far, not least among them is upcoming horror-ish action title Missing, in which a man planning to propose marriage to his girlfriend hates engagement ring in some ancient underwater ruins off the Yonaguni Island in Japan. And of course with a name like Yonaguni you pretty much knew it had to be in Japan, and further of course you know that range is not going to be anywhere near as easy to get back as it was to hide.
Japanese films have never exactly been known for their logic and narrative but even I am a little baffled by this one– what the hell is this guy doing meeting in engagement ring in underwater ruins? Is his sock drawer occupied? The glove compartment of his car? Absolutely anywhere else on Earth besides in the huge underwater ruins?
But then if we started getting that logical we probably wouldn’t have the movie to begin with. Featuring Angelica Lee as our terror hottie, and probably as the poor dumb bitch who’s going to get stuck with this asshole who’s hiding rings in FREAKING UNDERWATER RUINS, there’s no word yet on release dates so I’ll keep you posted.