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Of COURSE Britney Spears Wasn’t Going to Be A Lesbian Stripper Killing Machine

So what would you say if I told you that Britney Spears was planning to play a role in the upcoming Quentin Tarantino remake of Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, and as a lesbian stripper turned killing machine?

Okay, stop laughing.  Seriously, stop.  It would have been pretty sweet if it were actually true, but the big story here is that the concept was actually tried.  I’m downright mournful about this one—I mean, it was fun enough to have Lindsay Lohan as a terror hottie.  Then  we got Paris Hilton—but man…BRITNEY SPEARS as a terror hottie?  Man, that would’ve been an affair to remember.  Even if she’d made a total hash out of it, it still would’ve been fun to watch.

Ah, but reality must sink in at some point…and as long as Daddy James still holds power of attorney over baby Britney and the estate of same (for the rest of the year at last report) the chances of her coming out as a lesbian stripper killing machine was about as slim as a reconciliation with K-Fed.

But it still would’ve been fun, wouldn’t it?