But I’m talking about it anyway, because it’s important to the terror hottie community.
September twenty-second marks the return of Rob Zombie to direct to video country with his upcoming and often delayed release of The Haunted World of El Superbeasto. Featuring terror hotties Rosario Dawson and Sheri Moon Zombie in voice acting roles, The Haunted World of El Superbeasto brings us in contact with a has-been luchador (masked Mexican wrestler, in case you’re not familiar) who for some reason winds up in Monsterland.
No, it doesn’t make sense to me either what a Mexican wrestler is doing in a place called Monsterland. Nor does it make sense to me why Rob Zombie still has a career. However, I’m prepared to make allowances since this movie will also include Sid Haig. And Sid Haig, as we all know, is total genius.
Just a couple more months and we’ll get to see just how big a disaster this gets. Of course, Rob Zombie may turn around and surprise us by enacting the Broken Clock Principle (even a broken clock is right twice a day) but I’m not holding my breath.