You know…when you give me a piece of news about a movie that has Tiffany Shepis in it, of course I’m going to be interested. When you tell me Jessica Barton is also involved, I’m not only going to be interested, I’m going to be downright piqued. And if you manage to tell me that the title of this Shepis-Barton confluence is “Zombies Zombies Zombies”, I’m going to look at you with a tear in the corner of my eye and say “You had me at “Tiffany Shepis”.”
Seriously! Do you even WANT to know what the plot is at that point? It’s Tiffany Shepis AND Jessica Barton! They could STARE at each other for ninety minutes and it still wouldn’t be that bad. Throw in zombies and you know it’s going to be at least passably good, even better when I tell you that Shepis and Barton will be playing strippers taking on a horde of zombies. This was to be, interestingly enough, the original zombie-vs.-stripper movie before Jenna Jameson and Robert Englund managed to beat everybody to the punch with “Zombie Strippers”. Not that that’s a bad thing, mind you—getting beaten to the punch by THAT knockout combo isn’t exactly a sign of weakness—but Shepis and Barton together as strippers versus a legion of the undead will definitely be a good watch when it hits video stores in September.