Not Quite As Dead As You Think
(Jennifer Love Hewitt)
Everybody remember Jennifer Love Hewitt? You know, the chick who spent all that time screaming into the sky as dolly shots took place above her in the various I Know What You Did Last Summer movies? Well, she’s been on the outs lately, but she’ll have a fresh title coming out next year, and for those few who may have hoped otherwise, no, it’s not a horror flick.
Instead, what it is is a comedy-drama hybrid about a Texas hooker turned housewife who finds she’s left a LOT of damage in her past’s wake. It’s called—get this—She Had Brains, A Body, And The Ability to Make Men Love Her.
Excuse me if I don’t put that one up on my list of must-see titles…and excuse me further if I just plain old couldn’t care LESS. This is a horrible idea that will likely end poorly and end up direct to video, giving us even LESS to enjoy at the video store.
