Everybody remember Jennifer Love Hewitt? You know, the chick who spent all that time screaming into the sky as dolly shots took place above her in the various I Know What You Did Last Summer movies? Well, she’s been on the outs lately, but she’ll have a fresh title coming out next year, and for those few who may have hoped otherwise, no, it’s not a horror flick.
Instead, what it is is a comedy-drama hybrid about a Texas hooker turned housewife who finds she’s left a LOT of damage in her past’s wake. It’s called—get this—She Had Brains, A Body, And The Ability to Make Men Love Her.
Excuse me if I don’t put that one up on my list of must-see titles…and excuse me further if I just plain old couldn’t care LESS. This is a horrible idea that will likely end poorly and end up direct to video, giving us even LESS to enjoy at the video store.