Amber Benson Grapples With The One Eyed Monster
And the AFM data rolls on unabated as I get word about the newest Amber Benson title, One Eyed Monster.
And no, that’s not just a clever title. By all reports, it really WILL be about a cock run amok after it’s been seized by an alien of some time on the set of a porn flick. Oh, and guess WHOSE cock becomes the world-destroying One Eyed Monster, from what I hear? None other than legendary cockmaster Ron Jeremy.
It’s not every day I can type “cock” with such unabashed frenzy, and not surprisingly, I’m taking full advantage of it. See, I love Amber Benson’s work–she’s chronically underused, in my opinion, especially since I’ve seen some of her non-horror post-Buffy work. Stuff like her film Chance, which was a rare gem. And thus, I follow Amber Benson’s career around and write her up as much as is possible–like whenever I find her. And so, when One Eyed Monster finally makes its way to video store shelves (what, like this thing has even half a chance in theatres? no way, kids), I will be looking forward to it.
No matter HOW weird it’s going to look to bring a copy of One Eyed Monster up to the counter. Yipes, that actually might be LESS pleasant than trying to rent porn.
