So right now, I’m laughing myself stupid at Ellen Page, who pulled the spectacularly stupid stunt of pulling out of Sam Raimi’s Drag Me to Hell, because she’s been replaced like yesterday’s lunch sack. Sure, Justin Long took over, but no one came here for Justin Long. What you came here for, however, is–JESSICA LUCAS!!
That’s right, hot chick from Cloverfield Jessica Lucas is now terror hottie in Sam Raimi’s Drag Me to Hell! Isn’t that fantastic news? I thought you’d all get a kick out of that.
Drag Me to Hell, of course, represents Sam Raimi’s first foray back into original horror in quite some time, having written the script after completing filming on Army of Darkness, and I imagine we’re all looking forward to it after the hash he wound up making out of Spider-Man. Eeyipes.
But anyway! Principal photography started back in mid-March, so we’re likely a long way to go before we can see hot chicks from Cloverfield get dragged to hell.