A relatively new terror hottie—as in, I’ve never heard of her—comes our way with Magnolia Picture’s upcoming title The Canyon, and she’s got the unlikely name of Yvonne Strahovski. This sucker comes out October 23rd, which is doubly weird since I don’t recall having seen anything even vaguely resembling an advertisement for this one.
Anyway, a young couple decides to spend their honeymoon not at Niagara Falls or at Las Vegas or anywhere interesting like that, but rather, at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. Apparently the groom had always wanted to go there. When they finally arrive, they meet a man who intends to serve as their guide. But when they accept his offer for help, it marks the beginning of the end for these two.
So it seems that Screen Gems is going full-on into the PG-13 horror game, and their latest venture into that submarket sounds really, REALLY familiar. It’s called Beautiful Girl, and it’s from author of The Hours Michael Cunningham, produced by Lucy Fisher
Anyway, seems there was a shy but brainy high school girl who dropped a whole bunch of weight (like six dress sizes worth—no small feat!) and she’s taking her new body out on what would probably be too much challenge for any high school girl—she’s flirting with a teacher. And it even seems like he’s returning some of the advances!
The first stills are emerging from Columbia Pictures’ upcoming zombie-driven horror comedy, Zombieland, which features terror hotties Emma Stone, Abigail Breslin and Amber Heard, along with terror nottie Bill Murray and terror pottie Woody Harrelson.
Wow, I can’t believe I just typed that. I can’t believe I COULD!
Alex Aja may not be the most trustworthy director—he’s had something of a mixed bag of successes with pretty good High Tension and merely not bad Mirrors—but the more that news emerges about his upcoming Piranha 3D, featuring a slew of terror hotties like Elizabeth Shue and Dina Meyer, the more that this sucker sounds like it’s going to be just plain old amazing.
Naturally, there’s a great cast involved here, with plenty of names like the two I’ve already mentioned. But, as I’ve recently discovered thanks to My Bloody Valentine, 3-D isn’t really just a gimmick but, if properly applied, a useful tool for augmenting a horror movie. And one thing is clear from the rapidly emerging data—the gore factor involved in this one will be likely off the charts.
The New Moon stories, featuring terror hottie Kristen Stewart, continue to roll out, including a whole slew of new footage that’s sure to leave most diehard horror fans completely repulsed by the fact that this thing even exists.
You know, the more I hear about New Moon the more I wonder just how long it’s going to be until White Wolf Publishing starts suing somebody. I mean, come on—vampires versus werewolves? That was the whole plot of their game Rage. But I guess if they didn’t get all litigious about Underworld, which was pretty much the same thing, they likely won’t go after the fat sack of cash that is New Moon.
It’s nice to know that terror hottie director Jennifer Lynch isn’t letting any grass grow under her feet following her recent foray into Asian folklore with Hisss. In fact, she’s coming out with Surveillance this June, featuring the highly underused Bill Pullman and newfound terror hottie Julia Ormond.
The somewhat familiar plot revolves around two federal agents who are investigating a string of murders, and have three eyewitness’ testimonies to consider: those of a fanatic cop, a drug addict and an eight year old girl. Just when you think the case couldn’t get any more obscured, we find out that each of the witness’ stories have a lot of similarities, along with a host of differences. Where are the common threads…and where is the truth?
I know, we haven’t heard a whole lot of anything lately but weird gossip about everyone’s most sublimely screwed up diva, but it seems like she may be finding her stride in horror thanks to one of several upcoming releases involving her, Land of Canaan.
In Land of Canaan, she stars alongside fellow terror hotties Juliet Landau and Julianne Michelle in a psychological thriller style horror movie, based on a true story of murder and ghosts in Goldfield, Nevada.
An intervention, you ask? What’s she ON exactly, anyway. Oh, it’s not for her—see, one of our personal favorite terror hotties has a whole new movie coming soon, and it’s called George’s Intervention.
George, you see, is a zombie. And his friends are out to get him to kick the human flesh habit by enrolling in “zombie rehab”. But the intervention won’t go quite according to plan….
Whilst combing the IMDB for the news on all my favorite terror hotties, I dug up this little number. It seems that the positively terror hottie laden production of Night of the Demons has reached post-production and is now on track to hit at least limited theatres this October. Specifically, October 9th.
Featuring Shannon Elizabeth, Monica Keena, Bobbi Sue Luther, and once again Tiffany Shepis, as well as the classic terror hottie Linnea Quigley, the remake looks to be at least comparable in plot to the original, with a group of kids off for a Halloween party that ends up wildly out of control when the denizens of hell itself decide to crash the party.
Chances are, if you’ve been reading this for any length of time, you already know that I’m incredibly fond of Tiffany Shepis. Her work is consistently solid, and you can pretty much count on her to turn in a choice performance no matter how bad the rest of the movie around her is. Her skills will be put to the test with the upcoming release of Good Boy, a movie that asks the question, if you try to keep a human being as a pet, is it only a matter of time before they kill you for it?
A young man with a miserable job tries valiantly to get some kind of joy in his life, but can only seem to get it by stealing from his employers. Desperate, he packs up his ill-gotten gains and heads out in search of a new life, but finds his quest stalled by a homicidal maniac who keeps human beings as pets.
Terror hotties Louise Linton and Amelia Warner combine efforts to bring us The Echo, a remake of a Korean horror flick that looks like it might pack a punch. It’s even got a trailer now, which actually adds to things.
In this one, a young ex-con moves into an apartment building and discovers that A. his neighbor is a police officer and B. said police officer is an abusive terror to his wife and daughter. When the ex-con decides that this is just too much to be endured and sets out to help, he finds himself trapped in a curse that just might kill him.
Well here’s some interesting news, folks—the movie that turns eighties pop icon Tiffany into a full bore terror hottie, along with more conventional terror hottie Elizabeth Brissenden, just got itself a name change. It’s no longer Necrosis…say hello to Blood Snow. And while you’re at it, also give a warm welcome to the brand new trailer that’s just emerged for it.
When six friends make tracks for a weekend of jolly drunken fun in the snow, their target of choice is not a commercial ski resort, but rather a secluded cabin in the frozen ass-end of nowhere. This is of course a huge mistake as it turns out their secluded cabin isn’t terribly far from where the Donner Party met their final end. It only gets worse when a massive freak snowstorm pops up, stranding the group. And of course, their staying in that cabin ends up bringing the ghosts of same back to life…or does it? Are they hallucinating? Or are they being attacked by cannibal ghosts?
I have to admit, Penance looks like it could be a real winner. The movie carries a whole array of interesting if not necessarily big names like Lochlyn Munro, Michael Rooker, Tony Todd, and terror hotties Marieh Delfino and Eve Mauro.
When a young mother, desperate for cash, turns to stripping to support her children, she gets a whole lot more than she’s bargained for, and not in cash. The trailer makes this sucker look pretty creepy, but will the rest of the movie be able to support it?
Under normal circumstances, just telling me about Tony Todd being in a movie is enough to get me to show up. But when you add in terror hotties like Clare Grant, Jillian Murray and Amanda Wyss, and stick in Bill Moseley for good measure, well, you’ve got me asking “when does it come out”?
But first, a plot recap: sisters Megan and Abby Graves have descended on the Skull City Mine, and what they find waiting for them is a whole lot of evil in both human form and a much more paranormal form. Will they survive, or will the evil claim them both?
Featuring a couple of relative unknown terror hotties, Ana Gilmore and Kristi Cummins, A Mannequin in Static may be one of the strangest horror movies I’ve heard about in a long time.
Alex and his mother Anne are out to start new lives together, fleeing from their shadowy pasts. Alex, in an attempt to deal with the horror in which he continually lives, starts writing stories which quickly take the place of reality for him. And even as he does this, his real life starts perking up when he meets his new friend Ashley, whom he discovers he’s rapidly falling for. But the more Alex discovers his reality, and the more it interacts with the fictions he’s built up, he discovers that the stories that once protected him prove much more treacherous than he’d ever imagined.
