Oh yes, folks, we’ve got new images aplenty boiling out of the upcoming Predators release, which will be out in theaters June ninth. It features Alice Braga in the terror hottie chair, and is a continuation of the classic Predator line. You know, the one that gave us a young Schwartzenegger’s classic rumbling “Get to da choppah!”?
But I have to admit, these new images are not all that great. For some reason someone out at the Predators set decided it’d be great to issue pictures of a couple packing crates out in the woods. That’s really all they look like–ostensibly, these are supposed to be the cages that the movie’s heroes wind up getting caught in in the Predators’ hunting grounds, but all I see is three or four shipping crates stuck out in the woods.
This is some good news right here–after catching Naomi Watts’ performance in Funny Games, where she was the only good part of the whole miserable mess, it’s great to hear that she’s got a new role coming up alongside current James Bond, Daniel Craig.
It’s called Dream House, and it joins a family moving to Connecticut. And as we all remember from recent other movies, Connecticut is about as haunted as Amityville. So naturally, we discover that the dream house in the title is more like a nightmare as the new family discovers that they’ve bought a murder house, and that the perpetrator may still be in the area….
Any time you put Kate Hudson and Jessica Alba together in the same movie, you know you’ve got something interesting on your hands. And when you make them both terror hotties in the process, the end result is a concept we watch relentlessly around here, The Killer Inside Me.
The premiere just hit Sundance a few days ago, and the official festival one sheet has been making the rounds, along with some fresh new stills.
And they’ve got a fresh one sheet out in advance of it, too!
Yes, for those of you breathlessly awaiting Kristina Bowen’s translation to terror hottie fame, you’ll get your chance at Sundance. Apparently, the crew behind Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil is getting things together for exhibition at one of the biggest film festivals known to man.
All right, Hatchet fans–do I ever have some cheerful news for you! The upcoming title, featuring terror hottie Danielle Harris (those of you who prefer to think of her as a scream queen may freely do so) as Marybeth manages to escape from Victor Crowley (Kane Hodder reprising his earlier role), only to come back to the swamp and wipe out the Crowley curse once and for all.
And video has emerged showing the very first minutes of filming–it’s on YouTube right now, and at the very least, it’s proof of concept that they’re well on their way to completion.
We’ve been talking more than a little about The House of the Devil out here, featuring Jocelyn Donahue and Mary Woronov in the terror hottie slots. And they may well have come out with one of the strangest promotional items I’ve ever heard of.
For those of you not familiar, a movie will often hawk its own release with hats or t-shirts or the like, stuff that’s easy to stamp the film’s logo and tagline on and give away in huge lots at festivals and conventions.
Yes, that’s right, gibberish queen Diablo Cody is already hard at work writing Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament. And if you can believe it, it sounds like she’s trying to make the equivalent of Twilight for the zombie set.
Yeah, I know–I’m scared too. Check out the word straight from Diablo herself:
Dan Walton’s Bind, folks, is something to be interested in. Not only do we have a prime terror hottie contingent at work here, like Christa Campbell and Jessica Von, we’ve also got Brian Sipe from Star Trek, Van Helsing and Pirates of the Caribbean handling the special effects work.
And what kind of plot do we get in this mix? Well, we get a bunch of friends off for some fun in the snow when all of a sudden things turn really really NOT fun. Like “some kind of monster that wants to kill all and sundry” not fun.
Jennifer Baltusis, Cynthia Luk, Danielle Anzelone and Liz Walsh are the terror hottie contingent of the movie that hits entirely too close to home, Mr. Mullen.
Mr. Mullen revolves around Chris Mitchell, a man who worked hard and saved for retirement all his life only to discover that that was the stupidest thing he ever did, because government corruption wiped out his life savings.
But Chris isn’t taking it lying down, no sir–he’s gone off to find Senator Edward Mullen, the man responsible for Chris’s losses. You can just about imagine where that’ll go from there.
With a name like Super Undead Doctor Roach, you have to be wondering what it’s about. Besides roaches, of course, that sticks out like a sore thumb. And of course, you’re probably also wondering why we’re talking about it.
It’s Juliane Price and Rachel Grubb, that’s why we’re talking about it. A pair of great terror hotties will show up in this short film, which looks to premiere at the Arizona Underground Film Festival.
It’s not every day that a Swedish import shows up on our video store shelves, folks–and it’s only better when they bring along the choice Swedish terror hotties like Angelica Jansson.
But that’s exactly what upcoming release Mara will do for us. Mara brings us Jenny, one of those “girl with a dark past” types that keep showing up so often in these kinds of movies. Anyway, Jenny and her friends rented a cottage for a weekend of partying, as is the standard for this sort of movie. Naturally, it’s only a matter of time before literally all hell breaks loose and Jenny finds herself alone in the cottage. Where did everyone go? Why is their car still parked outside? And how much did she have to do with it?
Now this is a chunk of downright weird–seems that there’s been some additions to the Ghostbusters 3 cast list I hadn’t actually noticed. Like Alyssa Milano and Eliza Dushku.
Personally, I love Eliza Dushku–Alyssa Milano I can take or leave–but bringing them both on is a terribly exciting prospect. That brings the score up to three now if you count Sigourney Weaver (and we do!), so there’s no shortage of terror hottie joy here.
It’s called Demonic Toys 2: Personal Demons, and so far we’ve got precious little toys and a good chunk of terror hotties as the toy shop continues slugging out the merch.
Anyway, we’re joined by Alli Kinzel and Selene Luna, who join the infamous Dr. Lorca from another Full Moon title, Hideous!, as we’re out to collect weird stuff from all around the planet. A mysterious puppet has been spotted wandering around a castle in Italy, and it turns out this puppet is being animated by demonic forces. The puppet demon in turn calls up the original demonic toys from their previous defeat-induced slumber and thus they go on a good old fashioned murder rampage.
Yes, I know–Dean Cain is definitely NOT a terror hottie. But that’s okay, because his return to direct to video horror won’t go without a terror hottie presence. He’ll be bringing along Lacy Phillips in the terror hottie role, and in case you’re wondering, as far as I can tell, this has nothing to do with the low budget series involving various types of killer animals.
This one involves an FBI agent who left the bureau to become a small town sheriff. A series of grisly murders crops up in his jurisdiction, but when he begins his investigation, he discovers that he may have more to do with them than he first–or ever!–expected.
With a name like Scream Queen Campfire, there had better be a whole lot of terror hotties involved, now hadn’t there? You’ll be able to follow all the joy yourself as it comes available on www.screamqueencampfire.com.
Indeed, there will be plenty of scream queens in this web series–five of them, and they’ll be telling ten campfire stories just in time for Halloween 2010. We’ve got word on the first two–Screwdriver, featuring Rachel Grubb, and The Closet, featuring Brittany Daniels.
